There are perils to ordering your food from a third-party delivery service.  It might take hours. It might arrive cold. Or crushed. Or something, inevitably, will be missing. Like that spicy mayo that is the reason you ordered those damn onion rings in the first place.

But sandwich shop Jimmy John’s wants you to rest assured. Nothing of the sort will happen if you order from its joint--at least when it comes to extended wait times and soggy grub. That’s because it’s putting a strict limit on its delivery zones, a point the company goes to ridiculous lengths to highlight in a pair of funny new spots from WorkinProgess.